- Mythville On-Demand In other news you won't read about anywhere but here ... Everything Michele Bachmann ever thought about, voted on, said, forgot about, can imagine or anything else has been repealed.
- Mythville On-Demand President Obama's inauguration ceremony won't include Justin Bieber due to security risk ...
- Mythville On-Demand The Tea Party, copyright sign goes here, has been purchased by a Swiss bank no one has ever heard of ...
- Mythville On-Demand Hot Italian band, Catholic Church, pre-releases first song from new album, "Shadow Government," with first single "Rat Sings the Blues" ...
- Mythville On-Demand Flagstaff, Arizona temperatures reach six below zero, but fail to reach degrees of separation of minus seven ...
- Mythville On-Demand Newly formed political party, Dump Your Bourbon, experiences flash flooding, with no bourbon chasers, in Bardstown ... Fortunately, Mitch McConnell's ark has saved many animals ...
- Mythville On-Demand This week's opening of "American Idol" will include first installment of "Building a Death Star" as weekly feature ...
- Mythville On-Demand Baseball Hall of Fame relents due to public pressure, names "Ain't So" as next entry ...
- Mythville On-Demand Pipes, frozen in Phoenix, Arizona, last night, announce plans to include more Scottish rite theme songs once tour continues eastward ...
- Mythville On-Demand ... Sarah Palin announces new plan to use 3.9 billion board feet of Alaskan wood to build bridge to the Moon ...
- Mythville On-Demand ... Golden Globes red carpet, due to spots, will be painted black by Keith Richards and Mick Jagger tonight ...
- Mythville On-Demand ... Rioting Catholics, Muslims and conservatives in Paris to team up to occupy cheap hotel room, located on Expedia dot calm, where Oscar Wilde died ...
- Mythville On-Demand ... COMING UP THIS WEEK: MSNBC's Melissa Harris-Perry will do one-on-one interview with Picasso's "Guernica" ...
